“Fragments of a Rainy Season”

Fuck. Sometimes I say the most inconsequential things. Or don’t even know what to say. At all.
I’m there for you. Love you. Will put my arms around you, if you want me to.
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Traveling the road with the most heart.
How will I know if it has heart? you might ask.
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I came [...]

FLIPPIN’ SWEET!!!

DUDE HOW COOL IS THIS?
I heart my lovely lady Jaya for putting the most ridiculous smile on my face EVER. I shall now always answer any message that begins “Pssst, stop reading for a minute woman, you need to take a break i decided”
She is the best!

Spoiler

Here’s a conversation between my mother and I:
M: Do you remember the Egg Thief?
N: No, should I?
M: Well, you must have been 4 or 5 years old. And that’s when they were coming out with all of those cool color kits so you colored 4 dozen eggs.
N: Did I tell [...]

Ooo, Shrimp Salad!!

Damn if I didn’t just sleep for 13hrs and have some intense dreams about a cross between vampires and werewolves which took place at the coffee house I’ve been going to lately. We were warring with ourselves, using our supernatural powers to flood rooms and render ourselves invisible and then going for the [...]

Here’s To All Dead Bloggs

In silent tribute to the disappointment I experienced when image googling spam + cock got me no results of substance. Or even of quantity. Please help me in this valiant effort to rectify a heart wrenching tragedy. Any submissions will be posted post-haste.
***UPDATE***
Sun 10:11PM
I”M FUKKING DYING OVER HERE< DYING I SAY!!! OMIGAWD!!

Jaya [...]

History of the Week

Dear Blogge,
I know yer stressed out. I don’t pay enuf attention to u and yer breaking up in different places. We didn’t even finish properly our getting back together and set up ur new place.
What can I say, I’m a good time gal. A good gal who also puts the bread on [...]

Publish

M’kay. I have been called out on my decision to make people register to comment. Here’s the scoop: it’s a repeat story involving Spammy and love. I won’t bore you with the sordid details involving pokker, Sexxkats, and wild nights of bombardment, but I can say that my switch to WordPress [...]

Cloudy Mind Reader

Light a spicy candle. Listen to Low. Watch the rain.

2 CornDogs and a Holla

Some thoughts from the road:
Listening to the Make Up + burning debris along the roadside = revolution + sex cuz I feel it down there.
Driving over those safety ruts longside the lane brings four degrees of pleasure.
“SUCKS TO BE YOU” license holder – woman constantly checkin me out in her rearview mirror, perhaps to check [...]

^import ant breAst nW!

Bigger/Best=better/most important right? Least that’s what my spammy suggests hoy. The BIGGEST American flag I have yet seen was streaming so proudly today, hoisted tall in the sky above what our nation must value most. Was it a civic center, a court house, a library even? How bout a car dealership. [...]