Road Eyes

Car singing up the 5. Is there any other way than loud and country?
I tell ya, some people live by their Bible, some people live by their Koran, some people live by their Torah, and I live by my Allstate Road Atlas. Campsites, museums, wildlife safari, groves, mountains, Lost Creeks, all kindsa attractive [...]

Amplified Birthday Mixxtape

Taken by some way hott girl I know whose name begins with a Jaya. Yea, she’s the best
My 24 addiction has taken over my life. The only reason I’m here now is because there is no more discs in my hands that I can watch. But daaaammn, that shite is [...]

24

In preparation for those numbers, I’ve netflixxed the first series. And fuuuuuuuuck it’s like taking over my life. I had heard but i didn’t knoooow. okay, it’s back on, and i’m gone. Gotta fit in as much as I can before work. Shit! I wish I had more time [...]

Uuuuuuhh, Na Na Na Na!

Oh the aliens residing in my sinuses! It’s been a constant battle all weekend; I’ve tried every over the counter weapon available. If it doesn’t make me fall asleep and wake up choking on my own mucus, it has me downing pills every three hours trying to dry it up. Insert some [...]

Amplified Dog Head Radio

Damn server! I was doing so well, going back and re-linking old pictures trying to finish the wp move that got started DAYS ago, andmutherfuckingBAM!! It’s not working! But now it is so whatever.
Tonight is some tunage, half put together and half spun outta my ass hole. U can listen to [...]

“Lazziness is Goodness”

Right now I am drinking a Dos Equis. Dirt under my nails. My hands smell like shit. Literally manure. Finished planting and killing weeds today in the garden. The strawberries are going crazy that I planted last year. So fucking delicious. I’d feed u one but have gorged [...]

El Fin de Semana

I feel so cuntry from this weekend’s exploits. Went to the fair con mi amiga.

It was nowhere near as awesome as last year. No lies. Totally dinky, but way more females trying to get their balloons popped.

So instead we walked to the bar and had some drinks. And looked at more [...]