Slide Ahead

Imagine flashing lights. No silly, I’m not in trouble. Rain coming down so thick you’d like to peel it back with a knife. Butcha can’t. Instead you have the wipers that AAA said to replace. Cuz they’re no good. Doing twenty under the limit. Wheelin over water is [...]

Name Change Petition: Scottmas

Radio show is tonite. Streamed right here, from 10 – midnight PST. I never even knew that I didn’t want the Swash until I saw it sneaking like a freakin alien outta the toilet. San Fran shows me many things I never even knew I didn’t know about. Like how good [...]

Post-Patient Patience

Yes, I’ve been thinking about summer. Don’t hate.
My ma and I were talking yesterday as I was bringing her home from the hospital. Foot surgery, yeck.
She said Your down-fall is that you’re always too impatient. For everything. You were cursing your legs before you even had any to walk on.
Then she [...]

Old-Yes. Ugly-Yes.

HA! Fucking awesome. One dumb bunny.

Dream Tour Viejo

I was pretty much hosting Tacoma Idol. It was behind my house in the field. We could call it Valley Idol or Redwood Idol. Started out before this though. I was doing some work in some other po-dunk valley. Twisting two-lane roads. And there was some weird store, huge, [...]

Free Removal

Nothing really beats free. Free time. Free drinks. Free Mason. Free money. Free Mumia. Free food. And free 36 point visual inspections.
Beautiful day. Truly of California mythology, sunny and warm. All day I sat in the sun, yup, in a tank top and skirt. Started and [...]

Tsszzzz…Testing Amplification….Blurp….Presents?

Tap, tap, tap. Surely she’s got it all figured out. I mean, what has she been doing for the past few hours on the computer? iTunes has been on a tour de force. Heh.
Not really. I did get sidetracked from work research tonite (I know) with a little music and [...]

The Perfect Shot

Mmmm, waking up and knowing today will start good. I pull the espresso machine from its box and just giggle at the good deal I got on this beauty. Pays to have a sis who works in the business and is getting an extra discount for the holidays.
Gorgeous, just gorgeous. Pour a [...]

Sleepness is Goodness

Got a lot of dreaming done last night; slept for almost twelve hours.
Groups of us my age were going on this long journey, hiking I guess, but so much stupidity. The suspension bridge was mostly out across the gorge-of-grand-canyon-proportions and had instead boards were nailed haphazardly onto each other. People were falling off; [...]