Have Duck, Will Travel

Spare neck? Anyone? I NEED IT! This one is broken and wretched. But I guess 15+ hours driving will do that to ya. So many good stories and people on this trip.
Let’s play a little word association. I say_____, you say______:
1. gin
2. snakes
3. dirty
4. cheese
5. 80’s
6. night
7. wedding
8. ke
9. [...]

The Three Dees

Aaaaaaaahhhhhh.
I am so ready.
See this beer in right hand and an Amy’s cheese enchilada with black beans and yummy corn in the left hand? These were well earned today. What did I do you might ask?
Calling people bitch-faces multiple times for very good reasons throughout the day, check. Balancing to the penny, [...]

Caged Heat

Whoever put together the genius of Wasabi Horseradish Mayo can come to my house and get a kiss. That is, if I’m ever there.
Lately, I’m at work or I’m sleeping. Even my days off are affected; I worked this Saturday which wasn’t bad, but did preclude me from going to a wedding on [...]

Dream Drive

Had a dream of Halloween last night. There were yelling junkies, and old skool 70’s sheriffs cars, swarms of waist-high kids in cheap store-bought costumes of ghouls and gunslingers. I wonder if I will get any trick-or-treaters this year living in the ci-tay?
Been 11 & 12 hour days at work lately. My [...]

Some People Call Me Maurice

Spaced posting that there’s me on the radio tonite.
If your around, you can listen 10 pm to midnight PST right here on this here public radio streamed for the masses. I’m totally loopy and it should rock.
Gangsta.
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Manishevitz – Private Lines – City Life
 
Eleventh Dream Day – Makin Like A Rug – El Moodio
Pixies – [...]

Back to Do-do

This is one of the best-feelin’ Sundays I can recall for some time. Tell me whyyyyyy?
Cuz I’m having a little dance party in my apartment. The air is cool like cola and the light is oh so right. Everyone clap their hands and hear the bells chime and cymbals crash. Are [...]

Night Couch Learners

Sometimes people make poor decisions in relation to good ideas.
Take the movie 9 Songs for instance. I love music. I love sex. I love faraway places. One would think a movie that intertwines the lot would be pretty damn cool. At least likable. Some of the same nouns [...]

Play Menu

Greetings. I am writing to you from my beautiful new scarlet red couch. Mmm. Watching movies can be done so much better when not trying to get comfortable on the floor. General lounging, way easier too. Had my doubts that it would ever get here, but what am I bitchin/ [...]

Retrieving Your Messages

In my dream last night I was helping someone find wind chimes and learning how to surf while scoping out the hot ladies laying out on beach blankets in the sand.
Today is gorgeous. I can wear my Deerhoof tee (barely, it’s getting a wee bit small, must I give you up too?) and [...]

Radio In Reality

Time has come today. For Radio to be streamed right here 10 pm to midnight PST. I’ve got some ideas, some things I need to listen to for peace of mind, but busy bee times have also come today. Did manage to stay up late and clean my whole house. [...]